Walk the Plank

It looks like all the links to Talk like a Pirate day may have blown their bandwidth.
So I might as well add another.
I was going to try to write all my posts today in pirate lingo but I am not sure I know enough. I wil try to add the few I know when I can.
Off with their heads!
Wait.
That was Alice , shesh.
Well shiver my timbers.
I didn't realise that there were so many versions of Alice till I went for that link and the one I was looking for (the Disney 1951 version) didn't show up on the first screen.